voldem0rt: I'm so happy to see you back on my dashboard! I missed you xx

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  • pickup line: i told my therapist about you
  • nayx:

    let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree

    i’ve had to pee for five hours but i’m too lazy to take my pants off

  • person: i like your hair
  • me: thanks i grew it myself
  • theme by modernise